What is Assbark?
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Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.
"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."
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(n.) - James Posey, currently with the 2008 champion Boston Celtics of the NBA.
This is due to his tattoo on his left shoulder/arm area..