What is Assbark?
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Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.
"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."
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A night out on the town that may or may not involve drugs and or alcohol. Usually involves vandalism and evading police officers.
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The red-colored pubic hair of a red-head, especially if the pubic hair is trimmed into a neat little upside-down triangle.
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