Assbark

What is Assbark?


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Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

See skidmark, skidmarks, racing stripe, smear campaign, spousal abuse


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