Assbark

What is Assbark?


1.

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

See skidmark, skidmarks, racing stripe, smear campaign, spousal abuse


17

Random Words:

1. v. When you're ready to have sex with a girl but are unsure whether to insert your penis into the vagina or the anus. Rather than m..
1. the passing of gas at such a velocity that one coats one's drawers with fecal matter. the christist religion is the 'fashuda&..
1. this german word for bitch or man slave like j-dog, bakon, and whiteout yo playa i got me 3 new hundins hundin go get me a sandwich..