What is Assbark?
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Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.
"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."
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1. Someone with deformed and saggy boobs.
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In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional...
