What is Assbeard?


Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard


The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

See ass, hair, beard, butt, old, men


The hairs up your ass.

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no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!


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