What is Assbeard?
Very long Ass hair
You Mom has a assbeard
The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.
Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!
The hairs up your ass.
omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!
no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!
eat my assbeard n00b!