Assbelonker Edit Meaning

1. To become drunk (or tanked) off of tanqueray dry gin. i was so tanq'd last nightt. i love that dry gin. See tanked, drunk, bombed..

1. A vagina that is riddled with pubic hair and smells like horse shit. Dude, I got down on this bitch and she had the worst case of funkd..

1. Landfill Tawny is a fictional Essex village populated by lowlifes. Only Essex people can come from Landfill Tawny. Any type of village m..