What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
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Testicles
I emptied my swinging sacks of nutmustard, right into her dirtbox...
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Pseudonym for the World's most talentless pop princess, so called because I can't actually bring myself to say her name!
Jesu..
