What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
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a strict one night stand, where you didn't know the girl/boy and where no contact is made afterwards.
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A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. T..