What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
Random Words:
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the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.
I bet you're hungry for..
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A term relating to feeling sorry for someone's current situation, but not feeling sorry because of a wrong done.
i.e. John is fai..
