What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
Random Words:
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The biggest size of tamponone can use. Generally it's somewhere between the roundness of a nickel and quarter.
Aww, why'd you..
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The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.
My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon..
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A guy who has the waist of an anorexic 12 year old girl.
I'm not surprised he's a model, he's got kittenhips!
See thin,..
