What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
Random Words:
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A person, usually female, who annoys people just by talking. Mostly used in southern Scotland and Glasgow media.
That bird over there l..
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When you anally fuck a really flexible girl, and she proceeds to lick your cock while in the process.
Jane: Last night, i attempted the..
