What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
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To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake inn..
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1) when your butt and your cooch itch at the same time
2) when someone is just being a bitch.
"Do you think i should itch my Butt..