What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
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Someone who tries to be a complete bad ass or tough guy, but winds up looking like an idiot. Often seen wearing sleeveless shirts.
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A beautiful young lady who enjoys cleaning old men's genitals with skill and gentleness. She also loves ginger snaps.
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