What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
Random Words:
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Nickname for American crooner and actor Bing Crosby
I love those old road movies with Bob Hope and "Der Bingle".
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A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.
Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.
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The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, scree..
