What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
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Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.
He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.
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marks you get on your forehead when you fall asleep at the keyboard
Mojo was always waking up with calligidentations
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