What is Assbirds?
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The feeling you get when you're totally crushy or enamoured with someone and your stomach gets all floopy when you're around them or think about them and it feels like birds are gonna fly right outta your ass.
Ohmigod! Here comes Generic Hipster Boy I Have A Crush On! He totally gives me assbirds!
Random Words:
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Shorter term for female genitalia.
I reached her vaginatals last night.
See vagina, genitals, genitalia, balls, testicals, labia..
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A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as..
