What is Assbiscuit?


A derogatory title regarding someone who goes out of their way to be a jerk. Their single purpose in life is to cause trouble and bring misery to the people around them. They show no remorse nor do they care about consequences. They are of little value to society and tend to get where they are by exploiting.

In a perfect world, these people would be shot on site.

You find yourself being beat down by multiple opponents at once. After humiliating you in defeat they stand above you taunting you and doing pelvic thrusts. Despite the fact that they admittedly cheat, they still think they're better than you. The insults continue. Ass-biscuits


A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and shitmuffin.

Who's a cute little assbiscuit? You are! Yes you are!

See biscuit, muffin, shit, ass, name


-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and sea biscuit. usually a gay man or a female women.

"Dude that chick is such an assbiscuit, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an assbiscuit ever sinc ehe said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

See gay, homosexual


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