Ass-bitingly Cold

What is Ass-bitingly Cold?


1.

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house

Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.

Sam: 33 degrees.

Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!

Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.

Ryan: Bite my ass.

See fuckin, cold, ass, bite, balls, flashlight, frozen, ryan, sam


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