Assblanket Edit Meaning

1. A special kind of douche used to clean the sandiest of vaginas "Damn that chick needs to pick up a qwerpo, her vagina is so fuckin..

1. superior fine asses. also, opposite from ugg mug. did you get an invite to elite mint bitches on myspace? no!? :( hahaha, well thats..

1. a homo-sexual elf-like creature that has no penis or vagina, just a crotch and an asshole. The fairy knew that the creature was a manks..