Assblasted

What is Assblasted?

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

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