Assblossom Edit Meaning

1. a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot. hey dad look at that vantard! See alex..

1. The point of inebriation in which your head feels like nothing more or less significant than a block of cheese. "Dude, my head is ..

1. The ability to surf the internet DURING work hours without getting fired. (during + surfing = durfing) Ludek's great ability at du..