What is Assbomb?
1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.
Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
a girl with a NICE
britney spearsis tehassbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?