What is Assbomb?
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1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.
Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
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a girl with a NICE
Guy 1:
britney spears isteh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?
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Random Words:
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A bell end that has small crystals of shit on it. Derived from the term Crusty-Bell
My girlfriend ran a mile when she saw i had a chris..
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Any enormous, ugly person who says 'lol' every 20 seconds while chatting on the internet.
"Lollersaurus masticated the l..
