Assbortion

What is Assbortion?

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choiceabout my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

See abortion, pro-choice, dump, shitstorm, assbortion

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