Assbortion

What is Assbortion?

-from olde english arsebortion. 1. the act of taking a dump, so large that your ass feels that it has gone through an abortion.

I'm so pro-choiceabout my shits, i took a mean assbortion and aborted that brown fetus.

See abortion, pro-choice, dump, shitstorm, assbortion

Kneeslapper

1. When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation. That joke was a hellava kneesla..

Jizbommed

1. When you have mad raving sex then violently spunk everywhere. I jizbommed that ho in the ass See jiz, man juice, fuck, jizbommed..

Love-ing

1. When a maaannnnn loves a womannnnn!! In other words, love-ing is kind of like watching a good made-for-TV movie. You know it's not ..

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