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1. An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye. Obvi..

1. merked, owned, beaten with extreme skill, humorous failure. a man walks into a lamp post - zogboid See merked, owned, fail, beaten..

1. a russian that wers big read pants (of the knicker vaiety, mot trowsers) he is such a bloody pantsgeif See johnny..