Assbumbling

What is Assbumbling?

A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.

"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."

See ass, rear, chocolate starfish, rear entry

G.o.f.a.w.

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