Asscabob Edit Meaning

1. An extremely hairy pussy. Usually very furry in texture. Mans worst nightmare. "I don't eat that furgerking!" See beave..

1. To shoot infrared lasers at moths from a dogs eyes with intent to kill and monch. DUDE MY DOG JUST INFRAREDED THAT MOTH!!! HOLY SHIT!!..

1. the act of submerging ones genitalia in a cool, yet soothing bowl of apple sauce. Ah man, I just gave myself a lovitz. Man i feel grea..