What is Asscakey?
(adj.) Completely lacking in intelligence. Very hyper and flamboyant. Likes to sing headlines such as "Why isn't anybody watching gay T.V. anymore!" Also makes odd noises when referring to Sherriff Starr's bootay.
Also Olga the ORGASMIC BAVARIAN BIMBO!!!!!!!
Damn, Ellie was so asscakey at play practice last night.