Ass-call

What is Ass-call?


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Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.

We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.

See cell, cell phone, speed dial


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