Asscandle

What is Asscandle?


1.

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

2.

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

3.

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.


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