Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Disney Music

1. music for homos. and such. "Yo man, that sucka was listenin' to disney music. What a homo." See disney, music, homo, li..

Onth

1. Pronounced (won-th) Typically referring to the first day of the month in most deep southern territories. My second cousins half brother..

Lurktard

1. Similar in nature to a creeptard. A lurktard is an individual prone to creepily making passes at another individual, usually of the fema..

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