What is Asscandle?
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A candle, inserted rectally.
Smell this asscandle!
2.
Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle
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3.
Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
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The act of rolling over in bed, unknowingly stealing all of the covers becoming completely rolled up in unfair warmth.
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v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.
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Acually exactly what it sounds like -- to shoot dice, ie to play craps. That's what Biggie was talking about...not smoking rocks
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