Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Midjit

1. n. A combination of moron and idjit Don't be a midjit; quit sticking that knife in that toaster...

Stick A Needle In My Eye

1. Excruciating pain that is better than.... I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice! See stick a needle in my ..

Ehrenfels

1. the rare quality or condition of being able to modulate one's own emotions and impulses in posting to Usenet (for synonyms see temp..

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