Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Anquah

1. M. Teh~Ankwå Dutch; enk. a.k.a. Maarten Hercules 1. Quality progressiveand tranceproducer from the Netherlands. 1.2 Extremely hirated by..

Cockbang

1. This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch..

Zhin

1. the act of being a badass see also, frood man, that guy just beat down 20 people! what a zhin! See badass, zhin, wimp, loser..

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