What is Asscandle?
1.
A candle, inserted rectally.
Smell this asscandle!
2.
Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle
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3.
Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
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when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass.
yeah man after eating those suicide wings i had to poop a dragon.
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1.
A very, very large number, but not as big as squigillion.
Man, I told you like a fucking billion times not to sleep with my mom!
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