Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Mammagucci

1. This word can be used in the place of MotherF*cker. Yo, Tom was being a mammagucci the other night so I just told that biatch to bounce..

Orc's

1. These creatures or Orc's usually lurk around the West End of Glasgow near a place called Mordor or Ibrox as some of these creatures..

Love The Oriel

1. A feat of extreme rarity. Like catching the elusive snitch in a Quidditch match, Love the Oriel or Loving the Oriel is a Rugby Drop-goal..

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