Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Bredder

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Ka-pwnd

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