Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

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Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

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1. 1.A short way of saying, "Haha dude you got owned!" 2.Something said when one is speechless. 1. Friend: "I was walking ..

H.y.f.

1. An abbreviation for 'Ha You Fool!' Its origion is mostly unknown, but can be traced to ancient versions of Lord of the Rings,..

You My Bitch! Suck It Dry!

1. If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used again..

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