Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

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Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Oughting

1. The act of not doing what you are supposed to, instead dithering to waste your time as a deadline draws close. I was at the office all ..

Jaundice

1. it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice See mark 2. ad..

Zthap

1. The sounds a gay lazer makes I zthapped you. "Zthap" See zap, sap..

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