What is Asscandle?
1.
A candle, inserted rectally.
Smell this asscandle!
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Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle
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3.
Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
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