Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Generations Church

1. The best Church in Yuma, Arizona. Said to be on the verge of sparking world wide revival. These members and leaders live an on-the-edge ..

U.p.b.

1. Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise". the common (but not remembered) cause for this is : a) running into things b) fal..

Zumwalted

1. 1. To be insulted on the highest degree. see also - zumwalt, zumwalting 1. You've been zumwalted! See dropout..

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