Asscandle

What is Asscandle?

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

See Victor

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

Eggnog

1. a delicious holiday beverage made from eggs cream and lots of other stuff. doctor:code blue eggnog overdose! nurse:how bad is it? doc..

Zewer

1. A noob at game, that is in denial, this is a term usually used in east-midlands england. "Oh no! I just saw a zewer" See zew..

W0+3

1. new term for w00t usually followed by the punctuation "!!1111,111.11!!!" or some close combination "w0+3 i pwoned that d..

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