What is Asscandle?
1.
A candle, inserted rectally.
Smell this asscandle!
2.
Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle
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3.
Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.
My house is decorated with asscandles.
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an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"
Person: Your mom!
You: Your mom's car!
Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win..
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when one is bored you grab your lappy laptopand find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shan..
