What is Asscheese?
1.
A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.
Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!
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2.
Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.
Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
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3.
supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?
4.
GreenDayNFG4182
GreenDayNFG4182 is the epitome of asscheese-dom.
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