Assclap Edit Meaning

1. When a woman is about to poo and a man sticks his hand up her butt and grabs a clump of poo out. Then he proceeds to smack it across her..

1. When you're in a long queue at the post office, or bank, or reception desk at the STD clinic, and people have to pass through the q..

1. A piece of cloth or clothing used by men to "clean up" after masturbating. Frequently used several times between washings, ya..