What is Assclot?
1.
The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.
That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.
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2.
much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in your ass, causing an assclot.
danny got his stool pushed in by some gay dude the other night...LOL what an assclot!
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