Assclot

What is Assclot?

The clogage of someones asshole. May be caused by a variety of things. Also used as an insult in certain cases.

That mandarin buffet gave me an assclot the next morning so I drank a tea spoon of ex-lax.

See ass block, butt plug

much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in your ass, causing an assclot.

danny got his stool pushed in by some gay dude the other night...LOL what an assclot!

See bumboclot, anal sex, constipation, blood clot

Yeha

1. It's like "yeah", but more l33t. HELL YEHA! w00t! 2. you eat his ass YEHAAAA! when we see jane we say YEHA. she agre..

Seattle Sockjob

1. You tie your lady up and after taking a laxative you shit in a sock and beat her with it...

Comoning

1. The action of coming when someone says 'Come on!' Seth: "Come on Joey, you'll make us late!" Joey: "I&a..

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