What is Assclump?
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Generally used as an insult. An expression of disgust, likening the object to hair clumped around the anus with faeces or fecal matter.
Shut up you assclump!
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The clump of sweaty shit that gets stuck in between your asscheeks by your wooly-mammoth like asshairs.
John: Hello kind fellow. Would you mind tearing out an assclump for me? It's been bothering me all day.
Austin: Why of course, I was actually going to stop for breakfast, but this'll do. Cheerio!
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Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.
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