What is Assclunch?
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Assclunch originated from the the latin phrase "A mari usque ad marius" which was a sexual act where the Emperor of Rome would two butt cheeks, one a man, one a woman and insert his penis between them both, effectively making himself an instant-bisexual.
He assclunched in the club with Helga and Bruce!
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A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. ..
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The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.
I Captain Pun..
