Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Klondike Butt Syndrome

1. KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight con..

Baby Slut

1. when a girl under the age of 18, usually short with no curves, wears scandelous clothes that expose parts of her body the good lord only..

Your Dad's Glasses

1. the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about. commonly used to respond to a 'your mom..

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