Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Zomph

1. To smell the gases produced from a fart. ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets. See zomf, trump, fart, bo..

Pu'u Nani

1. A brand of Hawaiian Kona coffee. There is a picture of an erupting volcano on the package. This must be really funny to Hawaiians when..

Faloth

1. to shove a rod or stick blessed in a jewish Synagogue into someones body. stacy falothed jimmy. See stick, rod, jewish, blessed, shove..

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