Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Anti-boner

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Yokazuna

1. Putting your bare ass on a friend's face while they are sleeping. A hairy ass is preferable and farting is optional. Dude... watc..

Fayki

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