Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Bitchonary

1. A person who is being sarcastic or angsty while correcting your spelling or grammar. Usually on the internet. Tom: "Me and Kevin a..

Shmastered

1. Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmast..

Hilarity Ensues

1. An ending that can be put onto the ends of stories and plans. A convenient phrase to use when your story or plan sounded really dumb. It..

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