Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Jury Doody

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Vladmir

1. A Brand of Vodka that in a short amount of time will make you become either sick or intoxicated. vladmir is a cheap brand of vodka, but..

Argentified

1. When Argenti bangs another broad in his RV and keeps his roomates awake. When he is ready to finish he gives the girl the Tony Danza and..

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