Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

1. also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known c..

Offa'

1. Off of; to get out from. Get offa' me, man!..

Free Scoops

1. Where you cup your hand and with an upward motion scoop another persons breast and say "free scoops" if done to a woman you ma..

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