Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Grand Pappy Smash

1. To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed. Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!! See Da Man..

Pittsburgh Platter

1. To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below. She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me 2. a sexual ac..

Korean Beef-stew

1. The act of squating over ones face, and dropping a heavy load of crap on ones face, looking like a beef stew. The receipient will resemb..

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