Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Zipped Up

1. One of many terms indicating a high level of inebriation (drunkenness). The reference is usually done by referring to someone (or yours..

Poncho-man

1. A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse. I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pisse..

Bumtard

1. a bumtard is a person whom you love dearly, however you still wish to offend them in a joking manner love you bumtard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

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