Ass-crack Early

What is Ass-crack Early?

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

Gluckfest

1. When a large group of males (usually a party of 6 - 10 people) skeet all around the mouth, face, and all around upper body of one woman...

Zlotoff

1. The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initi..

Offed

1. to offed someone is to have killed him. Yo, Dre offed Craig last week. 2. get rid of, throw away, toss, kill He offed his gun before..

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