Asscrack Express

What is Asscrack Express?

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.

I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.

See ass crack, funky, gnarly

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