Asscrack Express

What is Asscrack Express?

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.

I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.

See ass crack, funky, gnarly

One-and-a-halfsome

1. Secks between a normal-sized person and a midget. A twosome would involve two normal-sized people, so therefore a one-and-a-halfsome wo..

Laliscious

1. when something is beyond good and better than great. Its luscious and delicious all at the same time. It makes a person's mouth wat..

Boosey

1. Dumb False Fake Not Real I call Omar "Uncle Boosey" cuz that ni66a is wack!! 2. 1.Bad,crappy. 2.False. 1.The teacher ga..

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