Asscracker

What is Asscracker?

The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.

Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!

Look at that asscracker.

you smell like an asscracker

See asshole, asshat, fagmonkey, assgoblin

A white person who spends too much time around blacks and thus speaks Ebonics.

white guy 1 "yo maaan whachew doin?"

white guy 2 "I am not doing anything you Asscracker"

See foo, poser, zebra, jackass, moron

Qwerty Crust

1. Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet. Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..

Nstuff

1. A stand-alone all purpose answer to almost any question. Also a political stance, and a great way to finish off a sentence. How are you..

Zero Time

1. After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themsel..

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