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When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread..
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a hypothetical tool used to gauge the gnarliness of ones actions
Holy smokes, did you see that aerial maneuver, Johnny's gnarmomet..
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Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.
My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame t..
