Asscracking Edit Meaning

1. The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..

1. Jumping Over Vaginas All-the-time: Being oblivious to obvious opportunities to get laid. He was so totally JOVA, he just couldn't ..

1. A nice guy that teaches me my Torah portion so I can have a big Bar Mitzvah party when I am 13. I like him but wow, my Rabbi also can be..