Asscroft

What is Asscroft?

From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.

Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.

Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

They caught him smoking weed and asscrofted him into the joint for 20 years.

See ashcroft, war on drugs, prison, dubya, bush

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