Asscrunchie

What is Asscrunchie?

1.) See John Kerry

2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?

2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

See fucwad

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

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