Asscrunchie

What is Asscrunchie?

1.) See John Kerry

2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?

2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

See fucwad

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

See jesus christ

Mac Fruit

1. person who loiters round working mens clubs offering boat ride's and rough sex look at mac fruit wanking those two guys with leath..

In The Post

1. an upcoming act of retribution Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?" Guy2..

Superuber

1. More uber then uber. Gegdiyen is superuber in his dwarven ringmail tunic. See uber..

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