Asscrunchie

What is Asscrunchie?

1.) See John Kerry

2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?

2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

See fucwad

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

See jesus christ

Flogging The Log

1. A hand job on a well-endowed guy Broads enjoy flogging the log! See log, dick, cock, hand job, flogging 2. masturbation, male I hea..

Beat La!

1. The homosexual man's mating call. To say Beat La in public is to ask if any homosexuals are in earshot. To respond to a Beat La is ..

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1. A way to rate the attractiveness of a woman, made popular by the amount spent by Gov. Eliot Spitzer on one of his many whores. "Yo..

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