What is Assdove?
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1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.
1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.
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