What is Assdress?
A dress made entirely out of human ass hair.
Ass hair is collected and then woven to create a beautiful fabric. Ethnicity of the donors will determine the color of the fabric, although dying of the fabric has become increasingly popular through the use of hydrogen peroxide.
"Stacy pranced down the red carpet in her brand new Calvin Klein assdress"
"That is one mighty nice assdress you got there, Laura. Is it real norwegian?"