Asselves

What is Asselves?


1.

an elf that likes inhabit a male or homosexual males asshole and only come out when he senses impending penis doom. and he goes back in to feast on the succulent manload

Moses's asselves hungrily devoured jordans manload.

See ass, elf, michael jackson, moses


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