Assexories

What is Assexories?

When you wear sexy accessories when you go out.

Accessories that exude sex.

Typically said with an eddie murphy womans accent.

"My may I say those are some lovely assexories you are wearing".

"Damn girl those are some fine ass assexories".

Loner Boner

1. When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates. It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room..

U-blast

1. A punch to the uterus that only makes a small pop sound no matter how hard the punch is. Guys can be U-blasted as well. Nigel is going ..

Little Peen

1. A Really Small Dick. Please! Don't cut off my little peen! It may not look like much, but it's all I got! See peen, dick, sm..

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