Assey Facey

What is Assey Facey?

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

See metro, ass face

Murtains

1. A shortened version of "meat curtains" Damn, Debbie needs bigger undiez, her murtains are hanging out. See meat, curtains, c..

Hokey Pokey Penis

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Ultratard

1. An annoying person who thinks they are an intellectual genius, but in reality are extremely unintelligent. An ultratard will always jump..

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