Assey Facey

What is Assey Facey?

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

See metro, ass face

Zackvision

1. completely sneaky and undetected way of looking at boobs; extreme peripheral vision. Guy: "Whoa you got some great zackvision goin..

2 Pound Fly

1. Wrapping your testicles around the shaft of your penis, making it resemble the eyes of a large fly. If Blake tries to show you a 2 poun..

Laurel

1. A girl that is the total package. She has a beautiful face and a great body. "Jessica Alba is a laurel!" "Dayum look at..

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