Ass-eyes

What is Ass-eyes?

1.

An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.

Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady

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2.

Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.

Hey, get in your own lane, ass-eyes!
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