Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

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Chogger

1. An Adjective describing someone that is a huge noob, lame, or just in general, an annoying f***tard. Also used by some as an informal g..

Jokexcore

1. Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who tak..

Elf Shoe

1. What your dick looks like, covered in shit after fucking a girl in the ass. There was so much shit on my dick it looked like an elf sho..

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