Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

Autastic

1. A highly intelligent but socially inept person. Often exhibits traits similar to that found in people with Asperger syndrome. Steve Job..

Yaniv

1. The coolest man you will every meet. Handsome, Smart, and Kind. A good friend to have. "That Yaniv is a player, but has a great GP..

Ham Beast

1. A really fat; and repulsive female; worse than a butterface. Really controlling over loser fat boyfriends forced into a relationship th..

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