Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

Uber Jewber

1. Someone that exudes extreme jew-like tendencies. that guy just grabbed a used scratch ticket out of the trash...pick me a winner you ub..

Ilyc

1. 1) "i love you, cunt!" generally said to close friends when they've done something good. 2) "i love you, see."..

Junior Wife Beater

1. The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664. See also Wife Beater Matt: Come on then lads,..

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