Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

Omgackt

1. Short for Oh my Gackt; a play on OMG. It implies that you see Gackt as a God. Note: Most people who use OMGackt use it to make fun of G..

Express Hole

1. Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes tha..

Eehg

1. Explosive Ear Hair Growth. "Daniel, do you have EEHG?" See ears, ear, hair..

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