Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

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Bakoy

1. philippine local dialect means to masturbate. john always bakoy while watching porn. See jakol, masturbate, jerk off, jack off, dick..

Zipping Down

1. When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex. "Hey Mark, Willie w..

Vaginaly

1. the act of being a vagina You are being very vaginaly See vagina, pussy, panzy, balls..

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