Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

Zoocus

1. A cross between a zoo and a circus. PetroChina's BCD project in Sumatra run by clowns. This place is an F'n zoocus. See zoo,..

Polejack

1. Someone that is so thick skulled that you couldn't pound an intelligent idea into thier head with a hammer. A person with no clue h..

Beaverfungitis

1. Beaver-fung-itis- an infection a boyfriend or girlfriend will get after they went down on their girlfriends beaver that had a yeast infe..

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