Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

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Pashneya

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Qwiki

1. Verb. A qwiki is a short, brief jaunt through Wikipedia to discover some trivial information. I was taking a qwiki yesterday, and found..

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