Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

Kablam-o

1. Really, incredibly cool. (Also see; Jammyrific.) You just won the lottery? That's Kablam-o! 2. a word used to explain that somet..

Fatreena

1. A slang word for idiot. An adj. for being a nuisance Elise told James he was a fatreena because he slapping her...

Hometel

1. It's not your home, it's not a hotel --- its the HomeTel. Most commonly used to describe a temporary living arrangement in pl..

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