Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

Disneykid

1. A person who starred in a series of Disney movies as a child or teenager. Typical Disneykids are well groomed, burst out in song every..

Dildasorous

1. 1: An extremely large dildo. 2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo. Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me? See Box..

Luke Joke

1. A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares o..

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