Assfacts

What is Assfacts?

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.

These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

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Rusty Screwdriver

1. Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear John gave me a Wet Willie yest..

Yamaka

1. a Traditional cap worn by Jewish people. hey atomic , whats that yamaka doing on your head, your not jewish. See jewish, yarmulkah, ya..

Ganinya

1. Used to express discontent; associated with "F___ your mama" I just lost my keys in the toilet! Ganinya! See mandarin, inter..

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