Assfairies

What is Assfairies?

little pink or green creatures that fly out of someones ass, usually when they feel that their host is having sex.

man, some assfairies flew out of my ass when i was fucking brittany spears!

See assgoblin, asselves, michael jackson, tinkerbell

Maple Syrup

1. The Canadian code word for methaphetamines. This is because you can use it on anything. Also note that Canadian bacon should be changed ..

Doggy Bonus

1. A guy with an erection John pulled out a full on doggy bonus!..

Xlisiv

1. to have sex with many women but be exclusive to none. Man Dude your xlisiv with your chicks See whore, pimp, sex, orgy, nikki..

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