Assfairies

What is Assfairies?

little pink or green creatures that fly out of someones ass, usually when they feel that their host is having sex.

man, some assfairies flew out of my ass when i was fucking brittany spears!

See assgoblin, asselves, michael jackson, tinkerbell

Run Like A Mother Fucker

1. to run as fast as you can Tony: Shit, its da cop! Me: Run like a mother fucker! See run..

De-awkwardize

1. To make something less awkward. That ice breaker worked really well to de-akwardize that meeting. Laughing at yourself helps de-awkwar..

Kitty-castration

1. Testicular theaving of the 3rd degree. Taking of a kittens testicle. A delicasy in china. Kitty-castration also known as gettint a ki..

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