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A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not en..
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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
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those shady kids who come over and break shit when they are drunk, hide beer inside of shit so you miss it when you're cleaning up,..