What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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To be told there is a kickass party but then find out that the party is being hosted by a fat Mexican girl whose parents wanted to make ..
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a huge chubby vagina.
I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.
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when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.
Ben: Dude, you just stepped on bo..