What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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To hit on someone while they are drunk, but take it to an excessive amount. Unwanted drunken physical, sexual contact.
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The act of a farmers cows grazing on the prairie with syptoms of farts forming from the vaginal area (see queef)
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