What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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This amazing fantastical magical creature who will guide you the way to Candy Mountain (Co-Op City, New York).
Makes awesome magical cr..
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When a man excretes his load on a hairy woman's vagina, he then proceeds to eat her out.
Amit: Dude, so what did you do at the cab..
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To stab a woman during orgasm.
Will: You know Jennifer?
Nick: Yeah, why?
Will: I gave her a steel finisher last night.
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