Assfinch

What is Assfinch?

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

See asshole, douchebag, douchie, douchefag, gaytarded, tardbasket

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Quelch

1. Wiping a plate or bowl after a meal so you can eat every last bit. Can be performed with a finger or bread, etc. "Stop quelching,..

Upstart

1. an event, undertaking, or item that seems promising but turns out to be nothing like what you imagined. Our relationship was an upstart..

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