What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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Sort of emo-ish shorthand for "God, I wish I had a girlfriend/boyfriend" and is said randomly at a really slow party or spout..
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The mouth, usually in reference to fellatio.
Ay, girl, lemme get some o'dat jaw jiggity.
See mouth, jaw, fellatio, blow job, head..