What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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The act of taking a really mean dump.
I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"
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The act o..
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To remove the bowels of.
Eviscerate the proletarian!
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To royally hurt and maim. To deny vital parts from. The only wa..
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A car being driven by a recently licensed driver, usually too fast and/or careening out of control. Often in a family car, such as a mi..
