What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.
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A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable.
"Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo D..
