What is Assfinch?
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A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
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to fix or repair anything in a ridiculous manner. All purpose verb.
I tried to hyphadoofilate my dirt devil using a computer fan.
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Why haven't you read my entry, usually said when a site doesn't care about what you write.
Dude I posted something on this si..
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The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stenc..