Assfirmations

What is Assfirmations?

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noun(as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.

Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).

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