Ass-fistey Wank

What is Ass-fistey Wank?

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

See masterbation, wank, jerk-off, lube

Fruitalingus

1. Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup. Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus. See fruit, analingus, rim job,..

Corkarse

1. When a person has a full pack of crushed jacobs crackers shoved up thier arse until it is overflowing and then it is bunged with a cork...

Ownijj

1. same as ownage, adjective form of owned. this game is teh ownijj See brandon..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass-fistey Wank Edit Meaning