Ass-fistey Wank

What is Ass-fistey Wank?

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

See masterbation, wank, jerk-off, lube

Thwok

1. to hit a girl in the face with your johnson my girl was asleep so i decided to thwok her to waker her up See thwock, mollywop, mushroo..

Zale

1. cigarette. Commonly used in kenyan slang. Man jeegs lets have a Zale! See cigarettes, smoke 2. English/Swahili slang for a Cigarette..

Slarve

1. to suck in an sloppy, uncontrolled and enthusiastic way that skanky bitch loved to slarve my dode...

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