Ass-fistey Wank

What is Ass-fistey Wank?


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Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

See masterbation, wank, jerk-off, lube


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