Ass-fistey Wank

What is Ass-fistey Wank?

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

See masterbation, wank, jerk-off, lube

Erectifying

1. adj. As in giving one a boner; purely arousing. Synonyms: Bonerific That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying...

Zoit

1. Noise you must make when performing a zot. while swiping your fingers across the persons upper lip, say the word "zoit" and t..

1. plus karma/kudos. used in forum threads, complementing a poster for his/her efforts someone posts the new photoshop cs4 for pirating.....

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