What is Ass-fistey Wank?
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Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
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To pee or urinate.
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