Ass-fixiation

What is Ass-fixiation?

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

Peeking Turtle

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Hot-tonks

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Zipper Poper

1. when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load I got a zipper poper on your mom last night. See jiz..

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