Ass-fixiation

What is Ass-fixiation?

When one chokes to death on a bowl full of hot lunch.

Also, when one chokes to death on a bowl of tossed salad.

My man lover stepped up to the grub hole for a fresh, heaping pile of hot lunch and died from ass-fixiation.

Pulling A Usa

1. Pulling a USA is when ur turning left onto a 4 lane road, and instead of going into the first lane, u decide it would be alright in heav..

Man Mayoed

1. Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in th..

Murphus

1. a horny dwarf;one of short stature possessing a liking for the French that remains unmatched to this day. "zip up your pants, you ..

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