What is Assflake?
1.
An insult.
A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.
John, you fucking assflake! You suck.
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2.
macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.
That guy I just met at
LA Fitness seems like a total assflake
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