What is Assflake?
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An insult.
A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.
John, you fucking assflake! You suck.
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macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.
That guy I just met at
LA Fitness seems like a total assflake
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Going from place to place to see your booty calls, usually a person who is playing the field.
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After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushro..