Assfloss

What is Assfloss?

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.

2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.

3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.

4. a thong.

That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.

See Jaclyn

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