Assflowers

What is Assflowers?

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

See fart, flowers, shit, ass, smell

Creamy Mug Splat

1. The art of depositing a load of joy juice on to the face of your sexual partner. At the last second he pulled out and gave her a creamy..

Stalkniscient

1. Being omniscient in a creepy way. Having knowledge of private information (such as meeting locations and events with friends) without ha..

Jizastard

1. usually a person or thing that is acting like a bastard+jizz hence the term jizastard M.E. was being a real jizastard when it came to n..

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