Assforest

What is Assforest?

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

See ass, hairy, sex, male, homo

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Hot Mess Trifecta

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