Assforest

What is Assforest?

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

See ass, hairy, sex, male, homo

Empb

1. Early-morning piss-boner. An unprovoked erection apparent upon waking. No honey, not right now. It's just an EMPB. See boner, ere..

Post-tap Recap

1. an in-depth debriefing of the previous night's sexual escapades "Vintage, you get some last night? Let me get that post-tap r..

Zight

1. The feeling of satisfaction and contentedness after taking a MASSIVE shit... ive just had massive shit and feel zight See happy, conte..

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