Assfort Edit Meaning

1. 1.redneck term for speaking. 2. literally shit poking 3.being a complete ass. 1.he done shpokin yet? 2. you gotta be shpokin me. 3...

1. Medical condition occuring in octogenerarians when simultaneous orgasm coincides with simultaneous hip displacement. "Slow down Al..

1. When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device. ..