Assgrabber Machine

What is Assgrabber Machine?

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

See ass, shorts, pants, machine, grabber

Penguins Taste Like Babies

1. This is only true when you eat baby penguins. I eat women's clothes. See Kung-Fu Jesus 2. Legend has it that The Penguin in Bat..

2tutt

1. (to tell you the truth) another internet slang term. Ex: Guy1: I hate him 2tutt!..

Cock Snap

1. Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap". She cock sn..

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