Assgrabber Machine

What is Assgrabber Machine?

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

See ass, shorts, pants, machine, grabber

Squealing Moby Dick

1. When a girl is going down on her man, and he's about to burst in that skanks mouth, then all of a sudden he squeals. It just so hap..

We Should Still Be Friends

1. The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female. 1)What girl says:I don't want to go out wi..

Hobo Pimp

1. A pimp who works in train stations, with the hobos. Also, all their hoes are hobos. Jevon is a hobo pimp See hobo, pimp, ho, hoe, trai..

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