Assgrabber Machine

What is Assgrabber Machine?


1.

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

See ass, shorts, pants, machine, grabber


4

Random Words:

1. A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle. Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me ..
1. (n) The food you eat prior to going out for a night of drinking. Man, after six Tequila shots, I'm glad I had those tacos for vomu..
1. When a person pretends to be your friend by calling you so he/she doesnt have to see you, opposite of lets hang out sometime. Very commo..