Assgrabber Machine

What is Assgrabber Machine?

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

See ass, shorts, pants, machine, grabber

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Mommoth

1. 1)The name for a woman who was one hot,then had kids and let her self go. 2)An obese mother -Wow Tyler's mom used to be hot back ..

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