Assgrabber Machine

What is Assgrabber Machine?

The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk.

Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine!

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I'm Full!!!

1. After eating in a public restraunt, Cafeteria, Food Court, etc. when you're done, stand up and as loud as you can yell (not scream)..

1. The greatest emoticon ever made. It refers to Edward Cullen's (of the novel Twilight by Stephenie Meyer) crooked smile. Usually use..

Fuckyouare

1. something you say to a person when they are saying something o stupid u dont want to hear it anymore! or you can say it after, basically..

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