Assgrafter

What is Assgrafter?

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.

Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"

Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"

Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."

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