Asshamped Edit Meaning

1. Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety Take the weight off those humpty's I do like fondling your humpty..

1. The act of wearing a hat with a totally flat brim, forcing the hat to rest on the top of your head because it will not properly fit. &q..

1. To convince someone to eat something they shouldnt have, didn't need the calories from, or made entirely from chocolate. I was hav..