Asshamped Edit Meaning

1. The mastubatory act of sticking your own penis in your ass and then rocking back and forth. Called a "stromboli" because of t..

1. Possibly the worst film ever made. A direct rip-off of "Executive Decision", which starred Kurt Russel and Steven Segal, Exec..

1. Having a uneducated bias on everything. Life Critic is having a cynical or somewhat distorted view of life in general; a feeling of sup..