Asshamped Edit Meaning

1. Reading a book and ejaculating on the cover to make it look better. Elvis died while on the toilet trying to Ejacuread on Thomas the Ta..

1. When you have to pee and then you try and it wont come out. (Constopation with pee) "I had to pee but then when I got to the bathr..

1. An uver awesome type of person that is usually intelligent and well with computers "cough" keyan "cough Dude they are s..