Asshamped Edit Meaning

1. Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman. When you are in a hotel room with strange wom..

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

1. A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained. You fuck..