Asshamped Edit Meaning

1. one who fails to accomplish intended tasks. I went fishing but I didn't even get my line in the water cause I got drunk. Damn, I&..

1. pronounced off-tee an Orgasm For The Eyes I saw a hot guy walking down the street the other day; he was a total ofte! See hot, hott, ..

1. The sound you make when speaking of something that is delicious and tasty and makes you fart. I just had 2 beef chalupas at Taco Bell....