Asshat Monkey

What is Asshat Monkey?


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Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

See asshat, stupid, jerk, dummy, idiot


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